Hey, you there. Reading reviews about Maven X pants. Yes, you! Come over here, I gotta tell you something.

I was you once, not long ago; reading reviews, checking Reddit about this company and its products to see if it was legit quality. And now I'm here on the other side, having gotten this exact pair of pants. I'll tell you about them in a second.

First, let's talk about something else. The conspiracy that is decades old. The Great Pocket Conspiracy.

Men designed women's pants, thinking that all women would carry purses, I guess. Therefore, women's clothing would have few pockets, small pockets that were nonfunctional, or fake pockets (?!!). It was absolutely baffling.

For years I've searched for a solution. As a child, my mother told me nothing of this issue. Of how women were completely cheated out of pockets that were rightfully ours. Of how only men have had large, functional pockets to carry actual things with them....phones, wallets, keys, money, gum, hats, children, drinks, shrubbery, hell whatever they wanted. While women? We were over here suffering this injustice with a tiny pocket to carry a folded-up tissue (and only a single ply tissue, thank you).

This is what? All due to Big Pocket and their lobbyists? Who knows! But I was sick of it. My quest was years and years long.

I even tried men's pants. They fit horribly and just did not work.

Then. I found them. (this is where the pants review starts, btw). Dovetail Workwear. They…